You're a Mean One, Tiger Woods

Somewhere in a wealthy part of Florida a beautiful blonde Swedish model with two children and an idyllic life - the envy of a lot of women worldwide - has had her holiday season ruined. Currently, all the buzz in America is about a sex scandal brought to you by the professional golf community.

Tiger Woods, the wholesome young athlete with an all-American facade of the happy, successful family man, has had "multiple transgressions" to quote the golfer himself. This all-American man has been cheating on his beautiful wife Elin Nordegren with "multiple" mistresses - nine and counting as of when I'm writing this entry.

It all began when there was speculation in the press that Woods carried on a three-year affair with Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel vehemently denied having an adulterous relationship with the golfer and immediately star feminist attorney Gloria Allred took her case. Shortly thereafter, we heard from Jamiee Grubbs, a cocktail waitress who produced flirtatious voicemails left for her by the golf great.

To date there are nine ladies believed to have had illicit sexual relations with Tiger Woods during his five-year marriage to Nordegren all ranging in time from six months to three years. Many of the sexual encounters occurred during Mrs. Woods' pregnancy. His wife's being with child made it difficult for Tiger to maintain his hole in one. The pervert!

After the mysterious car accident at his home, Tiger Woods reportedly claimed that his wife had scratched his face and chased him with a golf club. And there are many more reasons to come for her outrage. Nine and counting, as we've noted? I just don't understand why he went astray. He has a beautiful wife most men can only dream of talking to.

Here's a shout out to Long Island's own adulterous asshole. Peter Cook calls Christie Brinkley a vindictive woman during custody disputes in court, but he's the asshole who cheated on a legendary beautiful supermodel. He ruined their idyllic marriage. And for what?

Early in the Tiger Woods mass adultery scandal, I saw someone write online that it's impossible for Tiger Woods to have cheated on his wife. She's so beautiful. What else does he want? That person is so naive.

When the story broke about Tiger's first two mistresses, a psychologist analyzed his promiscuous behavior. Powerful men like Tiger Woods don't view their philandering as a regular part of their lives. They dissociate themselves from their ordinary celebrity and engage in these illicit affairs because women are intrigued by the idea of having sex with a famous man. These women don't mean jack to them, so when it's done Tiger and his crew can return home to their wives and children like nothing happened.

I'm sure there are many famous men who are womanizing behind their wives' and girlfriends' backs that we just don't know about because the media hasn't exposed them for one reason or another. They must be the worst for disappearing. I'm sure. (That's what Bill did to Monica at the end of the courtship.) Their ego permits them to forget about the woman they left behind and move on to the next one who they will either discard just as readily without warning or choose for an actual committed relationship.

They are fulfilling their quest to accumulate notches as the powerful dicks they are (and have). They disregard the women's feelings because they've separated their womanizing from their usual personal lives. It's all about ego, having power and just simply being a man, to paraphrase that psychologist.

Let's flash back to the 80s and 90s when Bill Clinton was first the Governor of Arkansas and later President of the United States of America. He was inarguably the most powerful man in the world in the later part of his political career. Before being elected Governor, Clinton was an attorney, having been educated at Georgetown, Oxford and later Yale Law School where he met his wife Hillary. Personally, I think Hillary just stayed with him because it would look better if a U.S. Senator from New York and later the nation's Secretary of State were married as opposed to divorced.

And the fact that your husband is the most powerful man in the world doesn't hurt. When you have the power, you get and keep the woman, your wife included. With power comes ego. Bill Clinton's ego grew to gargantuan proportions such that he accumulated a whole long list of mistresses and women he tried unsuccessfully to have sex with like former Arkansas state employee Paula Jones and White House volunteer Kathleen Willey.

Women love to sleep with famous men. So, the famous guy figures why not try his luck by pursuing them? They might say yes because of who he is. He can please himself and forget about his meaningless trysts with these sluts. Then, he goes home to his wife and life goes on.

There are no strings attached. It's every man's fantasy.

Where does that leave the women? They should never have fooled around with a married man if they did give in to Famous Man's advances. Still, I don't appreciate the public classifying these ladies as cheap sluts.

A powerful man can have an overwhelmingly strong effect on a woman. I don't think it's always just the fascination of fooling around with a powerful man who's in the spotlight. Some women are in a way intimidated by the man's celebrity and feel they should give in to his advances. Yes, I'm sure these women are also attracted to them. Why wouldn't they be? Women do love power.

The ladies aren't thinking about the consequences that will cause them to have regrets. I spoke to a woman who had a tryst with a famous Hollywood celebrity. She didn't have intercourse with him but did other things. I personally find this guy she spoke of disgusting. Most women would if they saw him on the street.

I asked her what she saw in him. She told me first off that he promised to use his powerful connections to help her career. And, she said, "This is a man who is so powerful you become mesmerized by all his accomplishments and you can't say no to him."

I can see her point. For her sake, I pray she never comes forward or that nobody ever rats on her. I certainly wouldn't if I even remembered her name. We met on the train.

It annoys me that as soon as the names of these women are released, the public is so quick to berate these ladies. It's the men who pursue these ladies, even if they reject and dispose of them later. They are the ones who should be ashamed. This mess would never have occurred if they didn't initiate these doggish pursuits.

Like Tiger, Bill Clinton is another one who ought to be ashamed of himself. He was using these women to gratify his ego. I heard Bill Clinton speak back in April of this past year. It was a pricey function I attended to support a dear friend. My mother warned me not to give Bill my business card. That would have been one of the biggest mistakes of my life, an embarrassing one to boot, so I decided I'd be proactive. Fortunately for me, we were all the way in the back, so Bill couldn't notice me even if he normally would have.

For ambitious young women easily intimidated by that power, they might have been taken in by Bill's charm, especially if he promised networking opportunities. And before they'd know it, they'd be in too deep. That's what I think happens to a lot of these women who emerge from sex scandals. So I refuse to judge them.

I think these ladies from Rachel Uchitel to porn star Holly Simpson are commendable, not for their affairs with Woods but for exposing this maggot for the pervert he is. He had everyone fooled as this wholesome family man, good athlete and all-around good guy. These ladies are helping the truth come out from beyond the cloudy smoke screen that the deification of celebrities has created when it made Tiger Woods seem like a great guy.

These women are brave. It takes courage to be thrust into the spotlight in these circumstances when people are calling you a whore and judging you. If I were ever in that position, I would take all the steps I could to ensure my name never came out. They are keeping their composure. Knowing me, I would flip.

I am half Asian. My mother hails from the South Pacific. The attitudes are different in Asia with regards to what we consider a sex scandal in the United States.

When former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught as a client of The Emperor's Club, a high-priced brothel in Manhattan, having had a four hour sex romp with Ashley Dupre, a call girl and aspiring singer, at a Washington, DC hotel, my uncle said it would not have been a big deal in an Asian country. Whenever they hear Americans fussing about Bill Clinton in the Oral Office, the Asian nationals laugh. It's almost expected of politicians there.

He explained that in Asian countries the political leaders have multiple mistresses and even house them in their palaces where they live with their wives and children. It's expected. I still think it's disgusting. And in my mother's country, I'd like to think that the citizens who are true to their Christian faith are aware of the immorality of this despicable sexual deviance.

These men are adulterous whores. They are potentially spreading disease to their wives and are being unfaithful. They have dishonored the vows they took. They might as well disregard the oaths of office they took.

I'd like to note that Tiger Woods is part Asian, like me. He's really showing that dark side of Pacific culture. I don't care. He puts us to shame.

I would argue necessity in a defense of James Gandolfini beating up the paparazzi because one of them accidentally killed Princess Diana and her boyfriend in a car accident. Well, I would argue necessity if the authorities would dare to press charges against Nordegren if indeed she did attack her husband.

It's unspeakable what Tiger did to that poor woman who bore his children. He's a dog. He needs a serious beating with a golf club. Such a defense may not normally fly in a court of law, but I'm sure I could get a few feminist groups to support my cause.

There are talks that Tiger Woods wants to pay Elin Nordegren multi-millions to stay married to him. Elin, if these reports are true, tell him to take his millions and stick them. You are a beautiful, intelligent young woman. You can get endorsements and job opportunities and make those millions on your own. You don't need a man. Plenty of women have done it alone. It's Tiger's loss.

Suffice it to say that Tiger Woods is the Grinch.